Roast & Rescue – Website Strategy Call & Pixel Report
A Brutal, Honest Website Strategy Call for Founder-Led Brands & Brandividuals
Confused visitors don’t complain.
They don’t call you to try and figure it out.
They just leave.
Let’s fix what’s broken, and build a website that actually converts.
$247 | 30 min call | Custom Pixel Report
Your Website’s Broken… but You’re Not Sure Where?
You either built your website yourself as a DIY project, or maybe you paid a web designer good money to build a website that looks awesome, but there’s a pretty big problem…
You’re Website Isn’t Selling, or Making Any Money
The good news is… this is a VERY common problem, and you’re in the right place.
A confusing website, or one that doesn’t sell, isn’t just annoying… it’s expensive! Whether it’s the cost of the site itself, or the cost of the sales you’re not getting, and the time you’re spending on your business and on social media promoting it for nothing… this is a HUGE PROBLEM.
If you’re anything like me, the goal wasn’t to take up another expensive hobby, and line the pockets of other people.
So, it’s time we took a look under the hood, to see what the real problem is….
Ready to Rescue Your Website?
A confusing website isn’t just annoying… it’s expensive!
If visitors don’t know what you offer, who it’s for, or what to do next… they leave.
That confusion is already costing you clients.
Roast & Rescue is your strategic wake-up call.
A brutally honest and direct, 30-minute live teardown of your website, from me, a 25+ year veteran in digital marketing. I’ll take a look at your site, and point out anything that needs to be improved.
Then, I’ll send you your own unique Pixel Report, breaking down everything that’s wrong with the site, and how to fix it.
It’s a ready-to-go tactical roadmap to fix what’s broken.
What You Get
1. The Tricklowe Clarity Call
(30 minutes over Google Meet)
- Live website teardown and critique
- Strategy-driven feedback on design, flow, copy, and calls to action
- You’ll walk away knowing exactly what to fix and why
2. The Pixel Report
(Delivered Within 48 Hours)
- A personalized PDF of recommendations
- Clear, actionable steps to improve conversions
- Feedback on layout, messaging, UX, mobile experience, and more
Who This Is Built For…
- Founder-led brands & brandividuals who know their site feels “off”
- Personal brands who get traffic but don’t get leads
- Local businesses stuck with dated or unclear websites
- Anyone who wants clarity, not compliments
…This is Not for You If:
- You’re not ready for honest feedback
- You want pretty over performance
- You aren’t serious about improving your site
- You just want to do more research, and figure it out for yourself
How It Works
- Click the button below to pay and book your time
- We meet live for 30 minutes on Google Meet
- You get the Pixel Report within 48 hours
Prime Week Sale!
This week, to celebrate Prime week, I’m giving a discount on Roast & Rescue.
I want to help you get Q3 kicked off in the best way possible, so by the time the holidays swing around, you’ll be in much better shape.
Compare this discount to what I charge large corporate clients for the exact same thing:
Roast & Rescue Pricing
Corporate Client Pricing: $2,499.00
Brandividual / Founder-Led Sale Price: $349.00
Prime Week Special Promo Pricing: $248.00
Total Discount: $2,251.00
I promise you no upsells.
No bullshit or sales tactics.
I expect nothing more from you at all, other than your attention, and your willingness to improve your sales.
You Will Walk Away With:
- Brutal clarity
- Tactical direction
- A real strategy for conversion
As an added bonus…
If you decide to use me to help fix your website (or for another web project) I’ll take the $248.00 you paid for the Roast & Rescue, and apply it to the cost for you.
Ready to Fix What’s Broken?
👉 [Book My Clarity Call Now]
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Clarity is cheap. Confusion is expensive. Let’s fix this.
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